SPRINGFIELD, MO --
"I was reading on the way over here that he had his first duel in the town square here in Springfield.."
"Now, I don't know if people are aware of the fact... and I have not done ... the research... Family legend is that Wild Bill Hickock is a distant cousin of mine."
"I'm serious. I'm serious. I don't know if it's true..."
"We're gonna research that. Because I'm ready to duel John McCain on taxes."
He pantomimed a quick draw.
"A quick draw...." he said.